No, I’m not interested in a guest post about your new infographic.
I’m not going to write a book review about your client’s new apocalyptic Christian screed.
Gay rights are groovy, but have you ever looked at this website? Thought not.
And while I find it amusing that the US Department of Defense visits this site almost daily, no. I don’t care that there are now US female submarine officers.
If you want your press release carried in news media, it would behoove you to look at those media first.
Have a nice day!