That’s right, all you and your spouse have to do is complete 50 years as a married couple and the two of you will receive 250,000 Chilean pesos, worth $483.14 at today’s impressive exchange rate. What, you say your spouse died a week before your anniversary? Sorry to hear it, but you folks don’t deserve the money. It’s people like her that are undermining the institution of marriage. Not the “cafés con piernas.” Really.
Update: Bon o Bon now spelled correctly. Thanks to eagle-eyed MT for catching the crucial error.